words and music by Dr. Seuss and Albert Hague
You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch. You really are a heel.
You’re as cuddly as a cactus, as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch.
You’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel.
You’re a monster, Mr. Grinch. You’re heart’s an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders, you’ve got garlic in your soul. Mr. Grinch.
I wouldn’t touch you with a thirty nine and a half foot pole. (oh no!)
You’re a foul one, Mr. Grinch. You’re a , wasty skunk.
You’re heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk. Mr. Grinch
Three words that best describe you are as follows and I quote: “STINK! STANK! STUNK!”
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch. With a nauseasm super nause.
You’re a crooked, jerky jocky, and you drive a crooked hoss.
You’r a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce.
You’re a mean one,
Misterrrrr
Griiiiiiiiiiiiinch!
